lost the ability to say anything normal about a man
im cramming him in my mouth & suckin on him until hes all smooth & flat like a jolly rancher
samples of the way my friends have to listen to me talk about men every single day:
- chewing on him like a headphone wire
- u know when u get a jolly rancher all tiny like almost gone & u can bend it into a circle in ur mouth? doing that to him
- sucking on his forehead til it gets all long & stretched out
- picking him up by the head like a mii to watch him wiggle around
- gripping him like a pollypocket and he shoots across the room like a wet hotdog
- carrying him around by the head
incredible tags on this post. browse them at your leisure. we are all so normal
easily the funniest single letter typo is p to o. why he ourple
Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.
Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you
Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.
Thank u for sharing this with us
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
This post is a decade old this year.
tumblr. stop giving me stupid fucking badges and fix the ‘bigotry against trans women in staff’ problem
im so pissed that my friend’s selfies in a sweater that shows like negative skin got tagged as mature. like i don’t want to leave bc i love yall but that just sits very poorly with me.
I’ve found out about emoji kitchen and everyone will suffer as a result!
emojis for when you. awoo
btw the biggest lie you will ever be told about being trans is that transitioning will make you ugly. that could not be further from the truth: i never got compliments on my appearance ever, but after i transitioned, began dressing like myself, wore my hear the way i wanted to, and especially started T, i have gotten more compliments than i ever have before in my life. people can tell when you look like yourself, like who you’re meant to be. it’s beautiful, attractive, and sexy. transition will not make you “ugly”. it will make you yourself, and that’s inherently beautiful
Somehow this poll has upset more people than the chips/crisps/fries poll

















